FIXING ARROW

It's been a while I've not written supid stuff over here such as Rey Harper becoming new Jason Todd in DC tv shows universe. Yeah, all of us have already guess how right I was about it. But, if that was a clever move, I disagree. I'm sure none of us liked the side-kick-changing from Roy to Thea. There's so many bad ideas coming from the writers on this third season that I can't take it any longer. I'm about to explode if the fourth season is going to be as bad as this last one. So, as a deliverance and something becoming regular, I'm about to tell you, all people in the world, but most specifically, CW's Arrow writers, how to fix the show:

1. Release Stephen Amell. Let him laugh, let him joke. Oliver Queen character is a big son of a bitch, but that doesn't exclude charisma, because at the end of the day he's more kind of a rogue. He can be dark, but also fun.

The lovely tie-arrow

2. Most important point: FIRE THAT HORRIBLE FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHER. He/she is terrible, I've seen nothing like this since Reeve's Superman. Character does a lot of unnecesary loop , use the bow on a pretty dumb way and he is fuckin' slow. Besides, that's enough for the tie-arrow wild card.

3. Romantic twist towards Laurel. I could have never imagine my self saying this but the show needs a li'l more romantic issues coming from the main character, and all of that hero-damsel thing doesn't work anymore with Felicity. They've made her silly this third season, she's not the sarcastic cad carachter anymore. Plus, Laurel is now at the same badass level as she is in the comics, now it's time for that weird relationship between her and Oli.

4. NO MORE FLASHBACKS. That's enough. I already know where the Arrow was, who trained him, why he's tormented, how he learned chinese, how he learnt how to torture...OK. Alright. Cause' this season flashbacks have been sooooo slow and soooo boring.

5. Oliver Queen back. And I mean he getting back the money, he adopting again the millionaire handsome alter ego. Let's se some versatility on the charachter.

6. The villain. This point is not so necesary, but the villain has to be again someone who take it personal. Thay've given us a curious and comic looking Ra's with lots of mythology. But the villain-hero conversations were too weak and repetitive. And with this, I come back to the previous point. Because a coming-back Oliver Queen who deals with the Star City (NOT Starling) jet set could find in the path some villains such as racism, corruption and people's hate.

7. And for the last: THE GOATEE!!

Arrow - A Death in the Family (Castellano)

Bueno, como avisé, aquí va la primera review/opinión/noticia/chorrada...lo que sea, lo primero en español. Pero, ¡ojo! esto no va a ser traducción literal y fuera, es versión española, eso quiere decir que los chistecillos y las chorradas que me salgan de las manos salen en español. Bueno, a lo que vamos, que durante esta semana han aparecido tweets y posts en Facebook de Stephen Amell (Oliver Queen) y Colton Haynes (Red Arrow/Arsenal) que dejan entrever que en el capítulo 19 de esta temporada en la que estamos, el cual se va a llamar "Broken Arrow" por cierto, la va a palmar alguien. ¿Por qué? Porque los mensajes suenan a despedida, tristeza, "rodaje emotivo" etcétera etcétera. Casi seguro eso pues, comienza la lluvia de especulaciones de quién va a ser el que vaya a la morge. Muchos lanzan que se va a tratar del Capitán Lance, el padre de los canarios. Sí, los canarios...¡Oye! Pero que no lo digo yo, que lo dice el capítulo 3x13, a mí no me colguéis el muerto. Lance puede ser una opción fiable desde el punto de vista de que es un personaje tremendamente reemplazable, no por mi parte desde luego, pero tal y como lo están usando en los últimos capítulos, tampoco pasa nada si lo borran del mapa, y así ya de paso supone un golpe dramático para Laurel muy fuerte.

¡Pero no! Para mí tiene todo esto una pinta mucho mejor que eso. Y es que, ¿qué pasaría si...MUERE ROY?! Pensadlo. Tal y como se vio en el último capítulo (y en realidad a todo lo largo de la serie) que Ra's al Ghul le ofrece a Queen el trono de La Liga de las Sombras, está ya muy claro que Green Arrow es algo así como el Batman del universo DC de la televisión. Al margen de que en realidad lo único parecido entre personajes es que no tienen superpoderes, esto traería a la palestra un arco argumental de sobra conocido como es Una Muerte en la Familia. En este cómic, el Joker secuestra a Jason Todd (el segundo Robin) y lo asesina a batazos y con una bomba. Total, que Batman se queda desolado y culpable. Pero con el paso del tiempo, Todd vuelve y se convierte en un hijo de puta llamado Red Hood, que básicamente asesina a los villanos en lugar de arrestarlos, ya que, si Batman hubiera acabado con el Joker, él no habría "casi muerto". Todo este rollo está muy bien explicado en la película de animación Under The Hood, una maravilla por cierto,

El caso es que, ¿y si muere Roy por...digamos...Malcolm Merlyn? Diréis: Malcolm no es tan malo. Malcolm ES TAN MALO. Y por Dios que siga siendo malo, porque es de lo mejorcito de la serie, sólo falta que se deje un poco de perilla y ea. El caso es que

Merlyn lo mate, todo el mundo llore mucho y tal y tal y, para la siguiente temporada vuelva como el verdadero badass Arsenal de los cómics, odiando a Oliver por haberse confabulado con Merlyn. Otro punto que puede apoyar esta teoría es la foto que ha subido a Instagram Willa Holland, en la que le están tomando un molde de la cara para hacerle la máscara, probablemente para convertirse en Speedy (tal y como le llevan llamando toda la serie) que en los cómics es el compañero de Green Arrow.

Todo suena de puta madre, ¿a que sí? Pues probablemente por eso no pase. Pero bueno, los mismo a la gente de CW les da por ahí y todos felices y contentos.

Arrow - A Death In The Family

We're about to discover Arrow's cards for the end of this 3rd season and it seems to be related with the repeated plot of Ra's Al Ghul offering Batman to replace him and becaming the new devil's head of The League of the Shadows (League of Assassins here). But, as we all know and supose, Oliver Queen is not gonna accept this, so many more cliffhangers are gonna be shown and left at these last espisodes (because is Arrow, so why are you gonna write intelligent script when you can just drop as many cliffhangers as you can instead). Latest posts of Stephen Amell (Oliver Queen) and Colton Haynes (Roy Harper) sounding so close to farewell (death in the show) and the name of the episode they were filming "3x19: Broken Arrow" let some evident clues of what we can expect to see on this season finale, or proximately at least. 

Many people are debating and throwing theories about who could possibly die in the show. So many of them argue than Cap Lance could be a reasonable choice, taking account that is one replaceable character and, at the same time, his death could be so dramatic for the Team Arrow. BUT BUT BUT. The other day, actress who plays Thea Queen's role (Willa Holland) uploaded a pic of herself on a set test in order to take an scale model of her face, probably for a mask. As we know, Thea is the one the show called Speedy, who is the Green Arrow sidekick's alias in the comics. This fed my theory of Greg Berlanti and the rest of the gang are planning to introducing the arc of Death in the Family. In this arc, Jason Todd, the second Robin, is kidnapped by the Joker and murdered. Batman fall in depression for this and started to feel guilty for not being able to protect him. As time goes by, Todd reappears as a killing vigilante, something alike Punisher in some way, now called Red Hood. Once we know this, WHAT IF? What if...somebody, for example...Malcolm Merlyn, just because he's a son of a bitch, KILL ROY HARPER (o at least let him die, that as we saw in ... which was her name? Christ! you guys know what I mean! The japanese girl from the island!! awgggg... I give up, according to Dathstroke way of thinking Oli killed her and bla bla bla...) and he turns back on the next season as the motherfucking ARSENAL, as we know from the comics. And, at the same time, Thea replace him as a Speedy.

What do you guys think? Sounds as a pretty cool option to me!

SHADO!! That was the goddam name!!